Will Booze Make Women Easy ???
Dec 9th, 2009 by Tennessee Walker
In yet another example of the wonderful manner that economic stimulus bill was going to fund shovel ready projects to rebuild our infrastructure. We get this.
The stimulus bill also will be funding key research.
“The National Institutes of Health got $219,000 in funds to study whether female college students are more likely to “hook up” after drinking alcohol.”
Now I don’t know what this research is going to find. (I am willing to sign up for the actual hands on part if necessary) I know that if the response comes back in the affirmative, the collective reply will be DUH!!!
Yes folks this is how Barack Obama is going to bring jobs back to Americans. Spend money on studying the drinking and sexual habits of college coeds. I guess we now really know why this bill was considered so important.
I don’t know whose job was created or saved with this grant but I gotta say he is one lucky dude.
Imagine having to date college females and buying them drinks and then seeing if they are more likely to “hook up”. Of course you could also be stuck with the job of the control group who doesn’t drink.
Some would say that this type of research has been going on for centuries and that the time honored practice of men buying adult beverages for women is more than enough proof that alcohol will increase the possibility of “hooking up”.
Now if these researchers come back with the result that alcohol has no impact on increasing the likelihood of a hook up, LOOK OUT. The food and beverage industry may take the biggest hit ever.
However, I am confident of the results of this study. It would take outright fraud, fudging the statistics, and lying to try to make this case that alcohol has no impact.
And we know scientists would never coommit fraud or fudge the statistics.
(Yes, this is from the same article as the post before this)
T.W. , I was wondering if you would like to partner with me to study the effects of beer and bratwurst on the average male. Now like the above mentioned study , I am fairly confident in the findings. I’m pretty sure we will find that the average mail will emit the same gaseous fowl smelling substance after consuming beer and bratwurst, as does the average political candidate, after being elected.
“T.W. , I was wondering if you would like to partner with me to study the effects of beer and bratwurst on the average male. Now like the above mentioned study , I am fairly confident in the findings. I’m pretty sure we will find that the average mail will emit the same gaseous fowl smelling substance after consuming beer and bratwurst, as does the average political candidate, after being elected.”
Do you think we could get Obama to fund it from Stimulus Funds???
Of course he would fund it, we already know how much he enjoys a good “BEER SUMIT”, heck we can most likely conduct the study right there at the White House. Oh scratch that idea,that place is currently so contaminated from Pres. Obama it would completely skew the results.