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Open Letter to the POTUS 10/25/2017

Dear Mr. President:

I respectfully submit that your comparsion of the Hillary Clinton inspired Russian Uranium Deal (a.k.a. Uranium 1) to Watergate is not entirely accurate. From a purely physics standpoint, it is more appropriately classified as HEAVY Watergate.

I wholeheartedly agree, however, that selling American Uranium to Russia is like selling crack to Marion Berry or porn to Kim Jung Un.

Have a nice day.

Sincerely,

Wolf von Baumgart,

VP Operations,

Midlantic Dispatch

Dover, DE

The New Aberrant Human Species Of “Libtardus Invertabratus”

I wondered if this new Species of Homo Erectus was here to stay or just a passing new trend that is here today and gone tomorrow. However this new emerging post-modern variant seems to be in America and Europe to stay. One can’t be sure how they reproduce, because they are born much like normal infants. However, there is a consensus that the bacteria “Bacillus Propagandus” might be the cause of this phenomenal change. Layman’s language for “Libtardus Invertabratus” is “Spineless Liberal Retard.” Although this pathogen seemed to have shown up on the North American Continent about nine years ago, it wasn’t able to spread widely until 2008, when a president was elected that was infected with the new pathogen. The North American continent became a warring faction between the infected population and the bacteria resistant population. Open warfare of rhetoric have Read more