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Wow…Freaking Wow Wow Wow. Did I Say Wow?

As a “Greater-“Middletownian, I don’t know what to say beyond, “Freaking Wow.  I am freaking impressed.  Holy Freaking Wow!” Git your 80’s hat and early 90’s party personna revved…and maybe your favorite John Waters’ lines of all-time rehearsed! Middletown, people!  Freaking WOW!  Read this! What’s disappointing is, if they waited just a couple more weeks, John Waters could have served as a judge at the Peach Festival.  That would have been worth at least two more “Freaking Wows!”