Repost from Colossus of Rhody: Liberals and Conservatives
Oct 14th, 2009 by Tennessee Walker
I try to make it over to Hube’s site at least a couple of times a week and I always enjoy the experience. I enthusiastically recommend this site to anyone who wants a dash of quirkiness with their conservatism. I know I have learned more about Marvel Comic Books then I could have hoped to learn in the misspent years of my youth. At any rate Hube had a great repost from another blogger about a week back and it struck me as so true that I just feel compeled to share it with our own Delaware Politics Crew.
Enjoy!
Liberals and Conservatives:
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.
Pass this on to your friends and “offend a liberal today”!!!
Hmmm, and if a conservative doesn’t believe in abortions, then… ?
Or, if a conservative doesn’t believe in gay marriage, then…?
OK Pandora I will play with you.
If a Conservative doesn’t believe in murder they are in favor of punishing the killer. Liberals who say they don’t believe in murder want the murderer to live while the victim rots in his/her grave. (Sort of like Mary Jo Kopechne) (FYI Pandora many view abortion as murder)
If a Conservative believes in the sanctity of the family and marriage vows, he/she supports legislation that protects the family.
Liberals believe that they need to deconstruct the nuclear family so they favor legislation that destroy the family so that they can feel better about themselves.
A Conservative believes in the right to life for the innocent,
A liberal believes in the right to life for the guilty
A Conservative protects a baby’s right to live,
A liberal protects a woman’s right to choose
This is the screed of a blogger who feels comfortable with labels to characterize people, who prefers simplistic talking points rather than recognizing and dealing with the complexities of important issues, who would rather pontificate instead of engaging in discussion, who prefers to dictate rather than work toward compromise, who has shut off discussion rather than have it! That’s my view!
That said, some of these couplets are worthy of a few giggles, some are outright lies. The distinction is obvious to those who are perspicacious!
That’s my view!
Which, as is continually demonstrated here and elsewhere, is devoid of any sense of reality!
Why do ‘liberals’ [extreme misnomer] readily accept a ring being slipped through their noses, like cattle?
Stop the little Commie bastards!