Joke of the Day
Apr 12th, 2010 by Timothy Pancoast
Official Statement by U.S. Navy Retirees
From: Retired U.S Navy Personnel and Navy Veterans.
To: The American Public
Subj: Position Statement of the U.S. Economy
1. We in retirement object and take exception to everyone saying that Bernanke, Obama, Reid and Pelosi are spending like drunken sailors.
2. When we were drunken sailors, we quit when we ran out of money.
Respectfully,
All Current and Former Naval Personnel
I don’t normaly post forwarded emails, but I really liked this one.
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DJIA at 11,000 …you’re welcome losers.
DJIA at 11,000 …you’re welcome losers.
We know you’re happy ’bout that, Trust Fund. It means more investment income for you thanks to mommy and daddy.
I would probably be as wealthy as you think I am if only Bush hadn’t boinked the economy in the ass for eight long years. We have a lot of catching up to do.
jason330, it is amazing how terrible the economy was a few years ago when we had a Republican President, the housing market was booming and the Dow was well over 12,000. You should take some time to remember all of the naysaying of the liberals back then about our economy in spite of a soaring stock market. Some of it probably still applies.
By the way, we could liquidate every stock in the DJIA to help pay for the debt but Congress and the President would still have a spending problem.
Yeah — it was simply awful. Your boy is doing such a bang-up job “improving” it, ain’t he? (Oh, wait — now I’ll be called “racist” for using the term “boy.” That’s what you mental defectives perpetually look for, after all.)