Castle to Drop Dead: Markell to appoint Biden
Aug 4th, 2010 by Tennessee Walker
Well those REALLY, REALLY smart (I know they are smart because they say so.) supporters of Christine O’Donnell only got part of the deal right. And Yes the O’Donnell Campaign managed to con the people at RedState to print a bogus article about Senatorial Candidate Mike Castle switching parties and then resigning the office.
But after dogged research I have come up with the true story behind the rumors. Sources close to the Congressman say the actual plan is for Mike Castle to drop dead after he is elected and for Governor Jack Markell to appoint Beau Biden to the Senate Seat. (Markell doesn’t really like Chris Coons. He thinks he is too short to be a U.S. Senator)
This plan makes eminently more sense to me after discussing it with Castle Insiders. (These were the same Castle Insiders who talked to Red State.)
According to these insiders “Castle wants to be seen as the good guy. In this way he doesn’t have to explain to his Republican supporters why the Senate Seat is going to Beau Biden. Also, as you know Dead men tell no lies.”
Now I am sure there are some of you Castle blind supporters out there who say this is ridiculous. Wouldn’t it be easier to just not run and let Beau Biden have a clear path to the Senate? This is where the Castle Insiders (These were the same Castle Insiders who talked to Red State.) explain the rationale. “The fact is everyone knows that Beau Biden and all of the other Democrats are “really skeered” of Christine O’Donnell. Whether it is her inability to keep a job or her $386.66 per month earnings she relates to a portion of the electorate that one does not think of as the typical Republican base. Conning a former boyfriend into overpaying for a house that was about to be repossessed, and not paying her employees is the type of behavior that Liberal Democrats can relate to. Beau Biden can’t touch that.”
When asked about the details on all of this. Castle’s key Insiders (These were the same Castle Insiders who talked to Red State.) have stated that some dates have been negotiated. “We want a date before the rest of the New Congress is sworn in. This will give Biden additional seniority. We are looking at December 28th. The Congressman is not a big fan of New Year’s Eve Parties. While we know this is a done deal, It’s not like it is carved in stone. I mean we haven’t even ordered the Head Stone.”
Red State Article:
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/08/02/why-is-mike-castle-running-from-christine-odonnell/
DP articles:
http://www.delawarepolitics.net/so-it-is-christine/
TW
You know that you weren’t supposed to release this story, and that we spoke in confidence. Well, since it’s out there, we have ordered the headstone.
Ha!
This is such a damn dumb article I’ve lost any respect I ever had for you TW.
No dumber than the Red State Article, Pat.
This whole mess is just sad.
Sad….
Oh Puleeeez, Pat can’t take a joke.
It looks like Tennessee Walker should be called Mr. Ed because he is making no sense.
O’Donnell would be nowhere if not for the anti american votes Castle has cast and if elected will finally show his more liberal roots.
No thanks, Mr Ed aka Tennessee Walker is making me feel good about Christine more and more.
Stay with me here Pat. It IS a plausible scenario. People won’t blame Caste for dying, and the deal cutting “Lords of the Backroom” get what they really wanted, Beau Biden as Senator.
No dumber than the Red State Article
Dumb and dumber.
I still want to know how Christine can live on $386.66 a month. Would someone please answer that question.
“It looks like Tennessee Walker should be called Mr. Ed because he is making no sense.”
Mike P you need to get back to work in your council race in New Castle. Why did you quit calling yourself Perry Mason??? You fooled no one pretending to be a lawyer.
Won’t matter Christine may win and make it moot. It does make an interesting placeholder while the two campaigns prepare for the next phase. I do have to admit that I like the sarcasm.
It is so obvious, Castle’s stroke was clearly nothing but a precursor to take suspicion away from his eventual death. It is all starting to come together now.
Best post ever
“It is so obvious, Castle’s stroke was clearly nothing but a precursor to take suspicion away from his eventual death. It is all starting to come together now.”
Now you are getting it. It is obvious this has been the plan all along and that it is a done deal.
perfect timing, by planning too die on the 28th of December he will avoid the death tax!
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“perfect timing, by planning too die on the 28th of December he will avoid the death tax!”
Yes all the pieces are coming together. As Erick Erikson would say. It is a done deal.
TW
I’ll bet if Castle were asked, his reply would be that he has no intention of dropping dead for anyone. It is a plausible theory but not very probable.
Hey TW…how does it feel to be the loudest dumbass in the room?
“Hey TW…how does it feel to be the loudest dumbass in the room?”
Sorry Evan I’ve got no clue. You’re the only one who knows how that feels.
“I’ll bet if Castle were asked, his reply would be that he has no intention of dropping dead for anyone. It is a plausible theory but not very probable.”
Of course Castle would deny it. That’s what makes this more believable.
This theory is just as plausible as the Red State Theory and has just as much credible evidence behind it.
“Yes all the pieces are coming together. As Erick Erikson would say. It is a done deal.”
TW, may I quote that? As coming straight from the horses mouth.
OK, my bad….
Hey Mike, will you please just drop dead now that you’ve been elected?
Sure guys, right away, all of Sussex County is pissed at me anyway and I’ve got nothing left to live for anyway. Bo can handle my job.
Windjammer,
Once they start figuring out that the FinReg is going to kill our golden goose here in Delaware, Mike may be trying to eat more than crow. Bye bye all those Corporations – Bye bye all those Banks… Yep, nice job Mike…